1. How many friends do you have?
I am too busy for friends these days.
TONS!! And they're circling around my head right now, wearing tutus!
Too many to count. Who would I be without them?
I have about 5 or 6 close friends. It isn't hard for me to make friends though.
What friends? I'll never have friends because I suck so much!!

2. What's your favorite thing to do?
Get online so I can talk to everyone.
Think about death, mostly.
Play a board game.
Let my imagination run wild.
All the stuff you wish You could do.

3. Which AIM Away Message most resembles yours?
"Brb, leave a message."
(not even online enough to be away)
"Not that anyone will IM me.. but I'm away."
[full of song lyrics, friends' quotes, and conversations]
[an insane quote from Monty Python or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas]

4. A small dog on a leash approaches you. How do you react?
Scream bloody murder.
Avoid it at all costs.
Empathize with it because I too feel like I am on a leash.
Wait for it to go away.
Pat its head and ask the owner what its name is.

5. Your happiest memory:
Getting my first bicycle.
Anything that had to do with my friends and family getting together.
You should always concentrate on the present and future; the past has passed.
Probably the time I snorted a strand of pasta and then coughed it up.
I don't remember. It's been too long since I've been truly happy.

6. How's your love life?
Who says I need one?
Great. I really do know the meaning of "my other half."
My last relationship was in the third grade. Thanks for bringing that up.
My hand and I are doing FINE, thank you.
I can't Not be in a relationship.

7. Look around. What do you see?
Pictures of me with my friends all over.
Myself (I have many mirrors).
A very.. very bright monitor.
Dishes and trash scattered everywhere.
A stapler.

8. Right now, your breath smells:
Like your mom.
Like Italian. Olive Garden is the best.
Minty Fresh!
Like Doritos and cheese dip.
A lot better than that kid's who ate Italian over there.

9. Finish this: "Mary had a little lamb..."
...but then she died.
...and she threw it out the window.
...with tartar sauce.
...because it was on sale.
...its fleece was white as snow.

10. Favorite color:
White. There. I hate tests. Screw you!
Yellow. I like all bright colors.
Whatever. I like them all!
Blue, like everyone else's.
Black.. to represent my SOUL!

Code ganked from the Resolution test, which was ganked from him by someone who ganked it from someone else and so on. Modifications, text and everything else is all by me, Manda Pop